![]() 11/15/2019 at 11:35 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
His age is a two-digit number where 30 < Ttyymmnn < 60.
![]() 11/15/2019 at 11:46 |
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I’ve never been rendered as an equation before. Thanks!
![]() 11/15/2019 at 11:48 |
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Happy birthday!
![]() 11/15/2019 at 11:48 |
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Let him play you the song of his people. It brings all the planes to the yard.
Happy birthday, old fella.
![]() 11/15/2019 at 11:50 |
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He didn’t ask the tower for clearance to celebrate his birthday. That’s a disciplinary action.
![]() 11/15/2019 at 11:53 |
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Thanks!
![]() 11/15/2019 at 11:54 |
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To be exact, that's an inequality. Still, not everyone gets to be rendered as a mathematical expression, so happy birthday, eh!
![]() 11/15/2019 at 11:57 |
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Thanks. You want to tutor my middle schoolers? I suck at math. That’s why I’m a musician.
11/15/2019 at 11:59 |
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Go nna be flying rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong for sure.
![]() 11/15/2019 at 12:00 |
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I am already
tutoring
a middle schooler, in the time in between getting him to clean up his room, making sure he doesn't spend too much time on TV or video games, and getting him to cringe to my dad jokes. :)
![]() 11/15/2019 at 12:02 |
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IMPEACH!
![]() 11/15/2019 at 12:02 |
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And for Kalit ta, not some cushy gig like Cathay Cargo
![]() 11/15/2019 at 12:02 |
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F#$*ing pedant...
![]() 11/15/2019 at 12:25 |
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Wait, are you sure you don’t live in my house?
Actually my wife is the one who does the math tutoring. She has the patience and the brain for it. I help with English and social studies. It takes a village....
![]() 11/15/2019 at 12:43 |
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I’m up in Philly, so no. Have flown to/from Austin before, though.
It’s the opposite in my house. I help with math and science, she helps with... uhh... other things, I guess
? Oh, yeah, she takes his iPod
.
![]() 11/15/2019 at 13:12 |
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Happy birthday ttyymmnn! May you have enough engines to get you where you want to go today!
( Did I guess right? I think I did)
![]() 11/16/2019 at 09:07 |
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Birthday Happiness to you